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do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
Imagine ejaculating in space and your semen just shoots out and moves forward through the vacuum forever, on a long star trek through the cosmos.
Until it comes close to a planetary body and the force of gravity alters its course and then it plummets through the atmosphere of some alien world and lands on some dude’s head.
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HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS
put shorts on
put legs in one leg hole
pull up and on to shoulder
And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow
NEVER forget to accessorize
well one of us is going to have to change
THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!
I really think
I’m winning this.
(Yoga pants do the trick)